Mrs. Fatty McFatterson

Remember that time I lost 40lbs?! Yeah- that was awesome. I felt great, I slept well, I LOVED shopping for clothes and life was just better. Then I got cocky and thought I could take a break from dieting (not dieting... lifestyle change.... yeah) and have self control. Then I got fat again. Of course with fat comes unhappiness, aggravation and irritability. Everyone knows that when your thinner (I.E. HEALTHIER) you feel better about yourself- your happier and life is a little easier. I don't buy into fat chicks that say they LOVE their curves and love themselves just the way they are. You know when to classify yourself as a fatty when you're looking at people and immediately labeling them as "skinny bitches" That's when it should click that you, yourself are just not happy with your own weight. I remember when I was 40lbs lighter and when I saw those same "skinny bitches" I was thinking "wow, those are really cute jeans"

Last time I started the Fat Smash diet- It was baby weight that I needed to lose. This time- its just your all around stubborn fat. LIke real fat- the kind you get when you eat a lot. The only difference is that I'm already getting exercise with roller derby- and I've still managed to get fat again. So this time, I'll have to work extra hard and fill the week with more workouts.

THIS time, however, I'm not doing the Fat Smash diet. It would just be too hard- Aiden can't be on that diet and it would be too expensive to cook 2 separate meals every night... and lets face it, it's hard enough for me to cook ONE meal/night. So this time- I'm going with a "diet aid system" I dove right in and purchased "Reveal Extreme"

I'd like to have a different word for it OTHER than "Diet pills" but that is essentially what it is. Google it to learn more- I'm not typing it all in here. It is proven to work and there are many people right here in GF that have used it and have gotten great results. They even tell you that you don't have to diet and exercise and that you'd still lose weight- but C'mon, if I'm spending $225.00 on a weight loss System- I'm going all in, I'm putting all my eggs in one basket, Balls to the Walls if you will... I'm going to do it right with diet and exercise.

Yes, I said $225.00

No, I didn't know it was THAT much. However, I had just spend 1 hour in a dressing room on the verge of tears as I was trying on clothes for work and as I left the shopping area I was driving past Complete Nutrition AS the commercial was playing on the radio. It was a sign. Or at least that's what I was telling myself as I was parking and marching up to the store.

I got in the store, looked at the hot chick behind the counter and said "Give me your Shpeel about Reveal Extreme, I just spent and hour in a dressing room"

So she did. 15 minutes later- I was walking out with a 2 month supply of the separate bottles of this system.

Tomorrow is Day 1. And so it begins. She told me that 100% of people have results if they follow the regimen. I asked her if she was lying- she said no. I asked her if she was still lying and she said "Check back with me in 2 weeks, you can thank me then" So this system comes with their support. I have to go in there again in 2 weeks to talk about my progress. She said "Take out those jeans you want to fit into, try them on every day- in 2 months when they fit- buy yourself new jeans."

Damn she's good. (and hot, if I forgot to mention that part)