Whats in the box?

Last Friday a guest asked if we could hold a package for him. It was supposed to get to the hotel on friday when he was there, however, it got delayed and will be here on Monday. His parents were coming through GF on Thursday so they could pick it up when they were in town. I asked him how big the box was and he told me it weighed 7lbs, but he didn't know how big the box was going to be. I told him if it was too large, we wouldn't be able to hold it for him so I asked what was in the box. He said "all you need to know is that its nothing alive" So I agreed to hold it. The box came on Monday along with our new crockpot (for bisquites and gravy... ewww). In all the excitement of our new crockpot and things, Jan cut open the box, but then noticed the packing lable said it was for a guest so she put the box aside. Enter April.... coming back with lunch, I noticed the box and was like "ooooo whats in THIS one?" As I opened the box, I saw something inside with bright packaging, I pulled out the object to get a closer look. What was it? a big flesh colored vibrator. So here I am in the lobby holding a vibrator. Jan, laughing her ass off, says "PUT IT BACK!" So I threw it back in the box and shut the flaps. But, C'Mon... it was already open! I had to see what else was inside! So I carefully pushed aside the packing paper, and saw the following: An anal probe, another vibrator with a remote control, and an inflatable bondage chair! So by this time, Jan and I are giggling like little school girls. The funniest part is that this guy (and his wife) was having his father pick this box up. But wait... they have to take it across customs into Canada! I'm pretty sure they aren't going to let you take an unmarked box across the boarder when they don't know whats inside. I picture this elderly couple innocently carrying this box of sex toys (I'm guessing worth over 400.00) and the customs guy ripping open the box... HAHAHAHAHA!

anyway, it was hilarious.